I can use ellipses to make funnies

(posted by Dan)

I was browsing through my virtual desktop today and I happened upon an image that I created, years ago, for a never-lived website—or "sitecom" as we called it—that I began to create with some friends and acquaintances during the most frenzied months of the dot-com boom. I’m pasting it here as evidence that I was once able to do some mildly clever things in the realm of graphic design, and because it has to do with masculinity in an extremely superficial sense (in that the book it uses to make its jokes is on the subject), and because this blog is the closest I’ll ever come to having a legitimate excuse to show it to someone. It's now or never, and I choose now.